TMNT 2012 “New Friend, Old Enemy” BEST MIKEY MOMENT EVER!

Some Hope for Humanity

My two girlfriends and I were walking down the street to Walmart today. This group of five guys came up in front of us and blocked our path, asked us if we were interested in providing them ‘service’ for them and that they would pay us. One of my friends were to shocked to say anything, but I let loose some foul words, because I was PISSED! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?! (I was wearing jeans and a sleeveless shirt. My friends were in a skirt and a shorts.) My other friend and I screamed out every vile profane word I heard of. Three of the guys started screaming back at us, calling us cunts, sluts, bitches. Then the other two men got in their friends’ faces and said loud and clear, “What the fuck is wrong with you guys?! These ladies were minding their own business and you start this shit?! Seriously?! Leave them be! I’m pretty sure the last thing on their minds is suck on those tic tacs you call dicks! So fucking stupid.” The other three actually backed off, though they shot us some rude looks and walked off. The two guys apologized for their friends behavior and asked if we were okay. We said yes, a little shaken up but fine. I have never felt such gratitude for the male species. There needs to be more guys like this. They didn’t even ask for anything afterward, just for us to be careful and have a nice day.

Sexist and racist little bastard

I was in middle school, when this happened. I was at the park and this boy named Josh asked me why I was dressed the way I was. ( I was wearing a t shirt and gym shorts.) I asked him what was wrong with the way I was dressed. He said, “girls aren’t supposed to dress that way, they need to wear skirts and dresses. How else are you going to get a boyfriend?” I was a little annoyed at the idea of changing my style to get a guy’s attention. Boys don’t mean shit to me. I told him, I’m not interested in boys. So then, he got a creepy grin on his face and said, “you’re an ugly lesbian then! If you don’t like boys then you must LOVE girls!” Little prick started laughing like it was the funniest thing in the world. I was focusing on not shoving my foot far up his ass. (First off, I’m interested in NEITHER gender. And I have a short fuse) I finally lost it and called him a piece of shit. Josh stopped laughing and looked at me. He said and I quote, “at least I’M not the color of it.” He flipped me off and ran away. He better count his blessings, I never saw him again after that. I hate white guys.






why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.

My brother once sat on me and farted until I passed out

my brother duct taped me to a treadmill and turned it to the highest setting once

when I was four my brother locked me in a ferret cage for an hour on Christmas Eve

When I was seven, my oldest brother dressed up like Ghostface, hid in my closet, and when I was sleeping; jumped out with a fucking butcher knife. I couldn’t even scream, I just pissed my bed. Also my second brother, locked me in our storage closet and turned off the light. (I’m an achulophobic.) THAT time I screamed bloody fucking murder. The fucker knows I’m scared of the dark.